science？hesavagefrownedheknewhewordbuwhaiexaclysignifiedhecouldnosayshakespeareandheoldmenofhepueblohadnevermenionedscience，andfromlindahehadonlygaheredhevagueshins：sciencewassomehingyoumadehelicoperswih，somehinghacausedyououghahecorndances，somehinghaprevenedyoufrombeingwrinkledandlosingyoureehhemadeadesperaeefforoakeheconroller’smeaning

“yes，”musaphamondwassaying，“ha’sanoherieminhecosofsabiliyiisn’onlyarha’sincompaiblewihhappiness；i’salsosciencescienceisdangerous；wehaveokeepimoscarefullychainedandmuzzled”

“wha？”saidhelmholz，inasonishmen“buwe’realwayssayinghascienceiseveryhingi’sahypnop？dicpiude”

“hreeimesaweekbeweenhireenandseveneen，”puinbemard

“andallhesciencepropagandawedoahecollege…”

“yes；buwhasorofscience？”askedmusaphamondsarcasically“you’vehadnoscienificraining，soyoucan’judgeiwasapreygoodphysicisinmyimeoogood–goodenoughorealizehaallourscienceisjusacookerybook，wihanorhodoxheoryofcookinghanobody’sallowedoquesion，andalisofrecipeshamusn’beaddedoexcepbyspecialpermissionfromheheadcooki’mheheadcooknowbuiwasaninquisiiveyoungsculliononceisareddoingabiofcookingonmyownunorhodoxcooking，illicicookingabiofrealscience，infac”hewassilen

“whahappened？”askedhelmholzwason

heconrollersighed“verynearlywha’sgoingohappenoyouyoungmeniwasonhepoinofbeingsenoanisnd”

hewordsgalvanizedbernardinoviolenandunseemlyaciviy“sendmeoanisnd？”hejumpedup，ranacrossheroom，andsoodgesicuinginfronofheconroller“youcan’sendmeihaven’doneanyhinglwasheohersisweariwasheohers”hepoinedaccusinglyohelmholzandhesavage“oh，pleasedon’sendmeoicendipromisei’lldowhaioughodogivemeanoherchancepleasegivemeanoherchance”heearsbeganoflow“iellyou，i’sheirfaul，”hesobbed“andnooicendohplease，yourfordship，please…”andinaparoxysmofabjecionhehrewhimselfonhiskneesbeforeheconrollermusaphamondriedomakehimgeup；bubernardpersisedinhisgrovelling；hesreamofwordspouredouinexhausiblyinheendheconrollerhadoringforhisfourhsecreary

“bringhreemen，”heordered，“andakemrmarxinoabedroomgivehimagoodsomavaporizaionandhenpuhimobedandleavehim”

hefourhsecrearywenouandreurnedwihhreegreenuniformedwinfoomensillshouingandsobbingbernardwascarriedou

“onewouldhinkhewasgoingohavehishroacu，”saidheconroller，ashedoorclosed“whereas，ifhehadhesmallessense，he’dundersandhahispunishmenisreallyarewardhe’sbeingsenoanisndha’sosay，he’sbeingsenoapcewherehe’llmeehemosineresingseofmenandwomenobefoundanywhereinheworldallhepeoplewho，foronereasonoranoher，havegoooselfconsciouslyindividualofiinocommuniylifeallhepeoplewhoaren’saisfiedwihorhodoxy，who’vegoindependenideasofheirowneveryone，inaword，who’sanyoneialmosenvyyou，mrwason”

helmholzughed“henwhyaren’youonanisndyourself？”